Lattice of Coincidence: i found this liberating...

Thursday, April 26, 2007

i found this liberating...

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2 comments:

Smiff said...: Bill Kristol: has there ever been anyone more FULLA$#!+? or wrong about everything?? Just askin'.

And Bill O'rally owes me a dinner da next time he's in San Diego? Cool.

Humiliated (...not!),

--Soothsayer; April 26, 2007 at 2:18 PM
Smiff said...: Oh yeah, missed this:

Bill O'Reilly, it's Gaslamp District. Not Gaslight District in San Diego.
By: archerofloaf on April 26, 2007 at 01:37pm

I would have added, "you stupid jack@ss."; April 26, 2007 at 6:14 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

i found this liberating...

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