Lattice of Coincidence: Guess what this is all about and you get an awesome prize!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Guess what this is all about and you get an awesome prize!

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4 comments:

Fungster said...: Uh, the average when she wears a tank top?; July 11, 2008 at 4:30 PM
Smiff said...: Dat's easy:

JJ Hardy.

What do i win? the rest of the WC payout?

And you're welcome for Hardy. Even when I HELP YOU OUT i'm still in 1st place.

Really, is there anything greater than Smiff??

In a related query:

I sucked so phokking much i got my ass sent to the minors where i still suck. Now it's rumored i want a trade so i can close somewhere. Because who wouldn't want to make a closer out some loser with a 5.95 ERA, or whatever the phokk it is, that gives up a HR like every 4 innings. I also like beating my wife. In short, i am a GIGANTIC @SSHOLE THAT TOTALLY SUCKS.

Well now...; July 11, 2008 at 5:10 PM
Sarge said...: Smiff is right! It IS JJ Hardy!

JJ went from being a total hater on his first month with the team, pouting that he no longer got the cable tv package on the Smiff owned jet service to road games to being a real man. A Cyclone - and the rootahs! love him!

JJ, welcome to the Real show. Welcome to Blue Ward Baseball.; July 11, 2008 at 5:50 PM
Smiff said...: Notice how Sarge avoids all of my questions...; July 11, 2008 at 6:20 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

Lattice of Coincidence

Friday, July 11, 2008

Guess what this is all about and you get an awesome prize!

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