Lattice of Coincidence: business should be run more like a business

Monday, July 7, 2008

business should be run more like a business

Study: Business travelers lose more than 12,000 laptops per week in U.S. airports

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Fungster said...: Not to worry, there will soon be bags that you can leave your laptop in. The bad news is you'll have to buy a new bag. Gotta love this country. It comes up with problems, then comes up with solutions that use up more of your disposable income; July 7, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Smiff said...: That's a lot of lost porn. Fung and Corporal feel their pain.; July 7, 2008 at 1:19 PM
Fungster said...: Fung and Corporal both know to leave the porn at home. There's nothing more embarrassing than being forced to run what looks like an incriminating file to the TSA and the DHS folks, but then turns out to be nuttin but porn. Heck, we're probably the two that actually go to (shocking) other countries in this world, so we might even get arrested for possession of tittilating images or film with intent of arousal. That's probably a law on the books somewhere.; July 7, 2008 at 1:44 PM
Corporal said...: All of the porn in my possession is certified organic, carbon-neutral, with a portion of the profits donated to provide clean drinking water to orphans in Africa.; July 7, 2008 at 5:18 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Monday, July 7, 2008

business should be run more like a business

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