From the land that elected George Bush twice? Smiff ain't eatin' dis wif a 40-foot phokkin' pole

McDonald's bets big on chicken sandwiches for breakfast

Will the Southern-style breakfast sandwich appeal to consumers in the North? Vote (results not scientific, but fucking IDIOTIC)

• Chicken milestones (losing on the last pitch of the season?)

• Taste test (tastes like s#i+?)