Lattice of Coincidence: Holy Fucking Shit, Dat's A Lot of Cussing!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Holy Fucking Shit, Dat's A Lot of Cussing!

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

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This is 559% MORE than other websites who took this test.

5 comments:

k-mad said...: I don't phokking believe this. What a buncha phokking bulls#i+. 59.3 percent... it's like a phokking playground for da co@ks*ckers. And that's LoC? My PHOKKING @SSS.; April 16, 2008 at 2:06 PM
Corms said...: I thought it would be much fucking closer to 100%. Must be all the creative LOC spellings that are keeping it down.; April 16, 2008 at 2:16 PM
Fungster said...: Cuss-o-meter? Sounds like something phokking Ned Flanders woudl come up with. Nice & easy idiot proof rating system to tell him whether to give a phokk or phokk off.; April 16, 2008 at 3:58 PM
Sarge said...: Danger Will Robinson! Danger!; April 16, 2008 at 9:11 PM
k-mad said...: Hey Will Robinson: go phokk yourself @SSHOLE.; April 16, 2008 at 11:06 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Holy Fucking Shit, Dat's A Lot of Cussing!

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