Tuesday, February 5, 2008

this could be his day!

A reminder -- Alan Keyes is sort of running.

"Click to hear Terri laughing" -- is she laughing at his campaign?
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Corms said...

That is such a retarded site, I couldn't stop looking at it.

February 5, 2008 at 2:55 PM
Smiff said...

Da funniest pfing here is "If elected..."

The sovereignty of the American people is being destroyed. To address this crisis we must restore our moral sovereignty, beginning with the truth that all people are endowed by God with certain unalienable rights, starting with the right to life itself. I therefore support ending legal abortion, outlawing human cloning, as well as forbidding all forms of scientific research that require the destruction of human life at any stage after fertilization. We must also restore the integrity of our physical sovereignty, using all appropriate means, including physical barriers, electronic surveillance, and the creation of a U.S. Border Guard to control our national borders. We must strictly enforce our immigration laws to take down the “Y’all Come” sign corporate factions have erected to lure cheap labor across the border and steadily erode the economic equity American workers have achieved through hard fought social and political battles. To restore our constitutional sovereignty we must impeach and remove from office judges who stubbornly seek to dictate the law rather than apply laws made by our duly elected representatives. If elected I will of course not appoint such judges, but more importantly I will act on the President’s sworn duty conscientiously to follow the constitution, rather than the contrary opinions of dictatorial judges. To restore our economic sovereignty I will vigorously seek to abolish the Federal income tax and replace it with the Fair Tax system, funding the Federal government by means that do not require the surrender or violation of fundamental Constitutional rights.

February 5, 2008 at 3:54 PM
Fungster said...

To summarize:

Let the heathens spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God will make them pay
For each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Good ol' Monty Python - still relevant after all these years...

February 5, 2008 at 4:47 PM

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