Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Gomer wishes K-Mad a Merry Phokking Christmas!

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Sarge said...

And if you want to find out what I believe, which is bat-shit fucking insane, I'm not going to tell you. But I got a Christmas tree, and I said you and your family - because I believe in family - not dens of commie free-love agnostics - and who wouldn't approve of that message?

This country is being run by jackals and Philistines.

December 19, 2007 at 9:24 PM
Sarge said...

Oh - and I said the "BIRTH OF CHRIST" not some stupid holiday thing. You fucking other religions and non-religions, deal with it. IT'S A CHRISTIAN GODDAMN COUNTRY. And I can pray as loud as I want and mention the baby bleeding merciful all-suffering judging bleeding swaddled pursued heart broken Christ all I want to. Because it's a Christian country. And people here are Christian and are going to like it, so don't you ruin it for all of them by complaining about things like freedom. Don't you know that those slave-owners meant it the way I mean it?

December 19, 2007 at 9:27 PM
Sarge said...

From Hannah and Her Sisters said by the brilliant and inimitable Max von Sydow:

If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

And then this one, more ominously:

You missed a very dull TV show on Auschwitz. More gruesome film clips, and more puzzled intellectuals declaring their mystification over the systematic murder of millions. The reason they can never answer the question "How could it possibly happen?" is that it's the wrong question. Given what people are, the question is "Why doesn't it happen more often?"

December 19, 2007 at 9:29 PM
Smiff said...

The full "I am Huckabee" quote:

You see the whole culture. Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

December 20, 2007 at 2:04 AM
Smiff said...

And:

Hannah: Could you have ruined yourself somehow?
Mickey: How could I ruin myself?
Hannah: I don't know. Excessive masturbation?
Mickey: You gonna start knockin' my hobbies?

Mickey: And Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

Mickey: I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials.

December 20, 2007 at 2:06 AM

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