Like Mike Hackabee, Smiff has been talking to The Big Man...hoping for a plague of locusts to rain down upon Foxborough.
Alas, i will be on a train to Santa Barbara and can't watch the end times play out on the grid-iron...
ESPN reporter Wendi Nix reported that there is currently a "wintry mix" falling at Foxborough stadium and similar conditions should continue until gametime. Winds remain the main concern and are expected to continue. It started snowing in New England, but quickly changed to sleet and freezing rain. More than anything, wind would hurt Brady's chances of a big day. We would continue to monitor all the weather situations, but would only consider benching Brady for another top-5 quarterback option. The consequences of the weather is unknown.
Dis just in...
Wendi Nix of ESPN reports that the weather at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough "is an absolute mess." The tarp is still on the field less than two hours before kickoff between the Jets and Patriots. Snow and what The Weather Channel reports could be 35 MPH winds will lessen the Patriots' chances of putting up their usually explosive numbers offensively, and could specifically put a big hit on Tom Brady's fantasy value.
...Locusts! I Demand Thee!!
(I'm also seeing if God will smite Mike Shanahan and his "offensive" play calling...)
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Well, it's Phokking working...
Hey, you still have a chance. I'm done. Beaten. Given Smiff ammo for annuder 5 years.
A Corms-Smiff final. Phokking Bullcrap.
Revenge is a dish best served cold...with a side of SMIFF.
We're going to have to hear about this for the next...I don't know...four decades.
Yes, yes you will.
Put it on da board: December 16th, 2047. I will be shitting on myself, but will STILL be talking about dis day.
(And if i finish ahead of eveyone here in the basketball league--WHICH I STILL KNOW NOTHING ABOUT--well, dat will be off da hook until the end times. Ok, that might just be until next week, but it still will be off da hook.)
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