Lattice of Coincidence: Smiff in high school? Hell, today...

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Smiff in high school? Hell, today...

9 comments:

Sarge said...: I wish I had already seen this movie 18 times.

I don't know how it can compete with my desires of what it should be.

What does this mean?; August 9, 2007 at 11:58 PM
Sarge said...: Oh...and Smiff iiizzz McLovin'...; August 9, 2007 at 11:59 PM
Fungster said...: Is the other guy Corms then? Briggs? The Doctor? Who else is/was thin & scrawny...; August 10, 2007 at 8:29 AM
Corms said...: I don't know, but that Smiff guy rocked in Knocked Up.; August 10, 2007 at 9:57 AM
Smiff said...: Why am i always the fat kid? And i never had hair like that (when i had hair). Dude, didn't you see Decker's post...I AM McLOVIN!; August 10, 2007 at 11:50 AM
Corms said...: You both are!; August 10, 2007 at 2:02 PM
Fungster said...: Look, one of you's the fat kid, the other's the fat cop. Figger it out.

K-Mad's clearly McLovin. He's got the Mc right in his name, the McDaddy that he is.; August 10, 2007 at 4:06 PM
Smiff said...: But K-Mad was sportin' a gigantic orange 'fro in high school (think Art Garfunkel with a finger in a light socket). I doubt anyone was lovin' dat ting.; August 10, 2007 at 4:10 PM
Sarge said...: Where the hell is McClure anyway?; August 10, 2007 at 5:31 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Smiff in high school? Hell, today...

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