Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Ron Shandler of Swindler Inc.: Wrong Again

He could barely catch his breath this spring telling everyone to stay away from this flash-in-pan. Leading the league in HR and RBI, with a near .400 OBP? What is Ron smoking? He might be pretty good, Ron (my subscription expires this week).

Ryan Howard (Hillcrest Hummingbird, Triple Dog Dare) hit a pair of solo homers and added a third RBI on a groundout as the Phillies blew out the Marlins 11-1 on Tuesday. Howard hit a solo homer off reliever Carlos Martinez in the fourth, then added a second blast off reliever Mauro Zarate (Chix?) in the sixth. Despite playing in just 94 games this season, Howard has an impressive 32 homers and 93 RBI.

5 comments:

Smiff said...

rON PHOKK YOU. aS FOR cORMS HERE, IF hOWARD AIN'T LEADING BY THE END OF THE YEAR I'LL BUY YOU A COPY OF sWINDLER'S "bASEBALL sWINDLERCASTER" FOR NEXT YEAR. aND ANYONE WHO THINKS 5X5 IS A TRUE MEASURE OF ANYTHING, gOD HELP THEM.

Fungster said...

Uh, mebbe all those bloggers that asked you to join their blog and you vigorously turned them down are now coming back ta haunt ya.

Corms said...

the ron shandler comment was not done by me.

Fungster said...

So you're admitting to being an anonymous poster in the past?

Corms said...

Yes. But not the anonymous BH Kim poster.