Lattice of Coincidence: we are living in a golden age (cont'd)

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

we are living in a golden age (cont'd)

Toilet paper gadget debuts
A company has rolled out the first automatic toilet tissue dispenser.
» No touching required
Watch how it works

Next innovation: an automatic ass whiper.

4 comments:

Fungster said...: Already got an automatic arse wiper. It's called a moshdawg.; July 11, 2007 at 12:14 PM
Corms said...: I'm pretty sure there is no "h" in wipe so maybe you mean whip? But then there are two p's in whipper. I'm not sure what is meant by whiper. And there is already an automatic ass whipper. It's called Smitty in fantasy baseball.; July 11, 2007 at 4:46 PM
Smiff said...: What i meant was: Go Phokk Yourself.; July 11, 2007 at 4:58 PM
Corms said...: If that's what you meant then I'll have to politely decline since I read somewhere else that that causes teen pregnancies.; July 11, 2007 at 5:05 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

we are living in a golden age (cont'd)

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