Shocking!

Another Republican who can’t keep his zipper zipped

Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) apologized last night after his telephone number appeared in the phone records of the woman dubbed the “D.C. Madam,” making him the first member of Congress to become ensnared in the high-profile case.

He's also a schizophrenic:

"I asked for and received forgiveness from God..."

When i talk to God and ask forgiveness for my various peccadillos, s/he never responds... what is Smiff doing wrong?