Lattice of Coincidence: I got yer End Times right here

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I got yer End Times right here

8 comments:

Fungster said...: Bet that ain't even reaching the ground. You're welcome to come over here, with our teen temps and our multiple inches of snow.; December 17, 2008 at 2:11 PM
Smiff said...: Like i said, MY FEET ARE WET, sucka!; December 17, 2008 at 2:32 PM
k-mad said...: Are there trauma counselors on campus?; December 17, 2008 at 3:50 PM
smiff said...: Probably, but--phokk it--i didn't even go in. Duh, it's wet out there.; December 17, 2008 at 4:17 PM
Fungster said...: If you stayed in, how are your feet wet? Clearly you are pandering for compassion Mr. Smiff. You won't get it from here.; December 17, 2008 at 4:44 PM
smiff said...: Stayed in, but had to go out to the 9/11 to get some chicken soup because i'm on day 10 of this cold dat wouldn't end and now it's pouring again and they got a foot of snow in East County and no i am not making that uppppppp; December 17, 2008 at 5:48 PM
smiff said...: and Go Phokk Yourself.

Did i mention dat?; December 17, 2008 at 5:48 PM
Fungster said...: Wow, I got 2 GPY's outta Smiff 2day? Sometimes I impress myself.

Wow, California has 9/11s? Were they named before or after September 11, 2001?; December 17, 2008 at 7:58 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I got yer End Times right here

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