| 122.90 | Match Up | |
| 122.35 |
Needing .56 of a point, I can use either Selvin Young or Travis Henry tonight, depending on who might start. So here are some things that can happen:
1) They share a cab to the stadium, are involved in a traffic accident and miss the game.
2) On the Broncos' first play, Young is tackled, fumbles, and breaks both of his ankles.
3) Henry is suspended by the NFL for marijuana, coke, steroids, HGH, the cream and the clear, flaxseed oil, caffeine, having the wrong colored shoelaces, and "making it rain" during a triple-homicide. He is also hit with two more paternity suits, and decides to miss the game to impregnate another woman rather than Broncos' scoreboard.
4) An asteroid strikes Denver.
5) All of the above.
5 comments:
Henry has already been ruled out with "an injury." One down, one to go...
I'm liking 4, with no makeup date announced, so down goes Smiff.
Selvin did barely enough before--are you ready for this?--leaving the game with an injury...Shocking!
Yes, well, when you're commish, you have so much to worry about that your team usually sucks. See Corporal's team.
Now you get to play the guy who's given up, or Ranger as he likes to call himself. C'mon Ranger. You can't lose to Smiff. You just can't.
Meanwhile, Fungster goes into a titanic showdown with Corms, the last person to defeat the Fungster. Fungster has beaten Corms every week since then. Except they weren't playing each other, so it didn't count. Now it will...
Well, The Ranger stood me up while in San Diego last week. So i will be coming at him with both barrels. That's barrels of beer since i have no players left.
Post a Comment