Lattice of Coincidence: Expect Hyoomungous Delays

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Expect Hyoomungous Delays

Just what holiday travelers didn't want: Snow

5 comments:

k-mad said...: I'll be driving to da aeroport at 5am tomorrow for a flight (not) leaving at 7:15, or in udder words, go phokk myself.; November 21, 2007 at 10:44 AM
Smiff said...: Have fun sleeping in the aeroport.; November 21, 2007 at 11:39 AM
Fungster said...: My flight is (not) leaving at a slightly saner 7:55 am. But dat means an hour and a half of Red+Orange lines. I can feel a derailment coming on...; November 21, 2007 at 11:55 AM
Smiff said...: Suckers.

I will be taking a city bus to Rebecca's. No snow is forecast.; November 21, 2007 at 12:43 PM
Fungster said...: So would that be the Official LoC thanksgiving then? Or are Sarge & Corms getting together for that? I know they should be playing some trivia soon...; November 21, 2007 at 3:24 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Expect Hyoomungous Delays

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