Lattice of Coincidence: this can't be good

Friday, June 1, 2007

this can't be good

"Carlos Zambrano has left the park."

11 comments:

Corms said...: Was he handcuffed? Did Barrett get taken away in an ambulance? This should be pretty entertaining for the next few weeks.; June 1, 2007 at 3:46 PM
Smiff said...: Dunno. Barrett is out of the game though. Koyie Hill is in!

Now there's a fan on the field...being escorted off.

It's a Cubs game!; June 1, 2007 at 3:59 PM
Corms said...: Was it Fungai?; June 1, 2007 at 4:00 PM
k-mad said...: Gotta love the aggressiveness and fieryness on the part of the players and fanzzz alike.; June 1, 2007 at 4:07 PM
Sarge said...: Fungai is there...and he just texted me about the guy on the field - it's kind of the final shenanigan?

This game sounds like Melrose Place...

I'm taking it they didn't have another closed door meeting before the game?; June 1, 2007 at 4:08 PM
Corms said...: They're not being shut out, so no they didn't have another closed door meeting before the game.; June 1, 2007 at 4:21 PM
Sarge said...: Izzzzzturis completes the sucking...; June 1, 2007 at 4:25 PM
Corms said...: According to Yahoo Woodward had an 0-1 count for like 15 minutes in the ninth. I can only imagine what was happening in the meantime.; June 1, 2007 at 4:30 PM
Smiff said...: THIS IS ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUB!!!!!!!!!!; June 1, 2007 at 4:37 PM
k-mad said...: At least it has helped get June off to a good start, blogging-wise and whining-wise.; June 1, 2007 at 4:46 PM
Fungster said...: I missed the fight, but the guy in front of me's gradma called him and said Zambrano fights like a girl. You guys went nuts in the 7 hrs I was away from the internets!; June 1, 2007 at 7:05 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Friday, June 1, 2007

this can't be good

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