dat's a skillz'd cat

I am shocked--SHOCKED!

UCSD dropped my current HMO, so now i'm with CIGNA...i guess i better not, well, need health care...

My new "health care provider"

A seventeen-year-old needs a LIVER TRANSPLANT and the insurance company is making up their mind whether to pay for it....

She died yesterday.

Prior headed to the Yankees

Senior vice president Lyin' Hank "The Liar" Steinbrenner lied Wednesday that the Yankees are unlikely to pursue Mark Prior. "We kind of looked into it, but at this point, no," Steinbrenner lied.

Who's the bigger distraction?

T.O. 48%
Jessica 52%

The ESPN poll had Jessica winning down south, T.O winning up north. IL was too close to call.

Also, Skip Bayless is on ESPN??? Doing the Hot Seat segment??? Add Sportscenter to the list of things that ain't what they used to be... Though most would say the ship had already sailed on dat show...

pinko commie girlyman calls for socialized medicine

Gov. stumps for health reform

Hoping to build public support for a health insurance reform package, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger visits a local Kaiser Permanente hospital to implore Californians to rally behind his efforts. He's joined by Democratic state House Speaker Fabian Nunez.

Rival to lolcats

Come up with tag lines 4 dese...

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Shoot the Stupid, literally

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Are Fung & Decker in T.O.'s America haters camp?

Terrell Owens says he's got a "message" for Jessica Simpson when the Cowboys make the playoffs, so "just stay tuned." "Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," T.O. said. "I think with everything that has happened, and obviously the way Tony (Romo) played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she's probably taking his focus away. Other than that, she was at the top of my list until last week."

She's still on the top of Smiff's list, haters, especially after she jinxed Romo and T.O. Also, she one helluva of an actress, she wears underwear (“I always wear underwear. It’s a personal rule.”), and she's a proud American (see below). Other than that, her large chestal area.

Those against this (Fung, Decker) hate America.

this is the new Michigan head coach?

The guy who only needed to beat a very mediocre Pittsburgh team (coached by Wanny!) at home to advance to this year's title game.

And that's the new Weasels' head coach? MF@.

someone want to explain dis?

Corms sez: "Smiff is gonna run outa games by the All-Star break."

Under settings, max games played is 82. Seems like we all past that figure a long time ago.

So what is the actual max. games which no one told me about, and isn't under settings? Is Decker running this league, too?

Looks like Fung's plan to foil Smiff from finishing ahead of everyone is out of the bag.

Gomer wishes K-Mad a Merry Phokking Christmas!

Holy Phokking Crap

My feet got wet again tonight on the one block walk back to my apt...CRAP!

Christmas came early for Smiff tonight...

YuleSmith is a quenching, hoppy "double" IPA. Appearance: Clear copper color and a creamy beige head with good retention. Flavor: Starts out with a bite of hops, but a perfect balance of maltiness and a dry finish leave you thirsting for that next sip. Aroma: The aroma starts with a heady citrusy and floral feel, and a slight overtone of vanilla. Mouthfeel (body/texture): Smooth, medium-bodied. Warm mouthfeel from the high alcohol content. Feels lush and full in the mouth. Smiff liked it.

Born Liar : Lying Liar : A Liar That Lies : Liar : A Lie

"I want to state clearly and without qualification: I did not take steroids, human growth hormone or any other banned substances at any time in my baseball career or, in fact, my entire life," liar Roger "Liar" Clemens, a liar, lied in a statement issued by his lying agent, a liar. "Those substances represent a dangerous and destructive shortcut that no athlete should ever take," he lying lied while lying.

this is probably nothing to worry about (cont'd)

"If the bee disappeared off the face of the globe, then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man."
-- Albert Einstein

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Right in K-Mad's wheelhouse...

Happy Catsmas!

Smiff after upset victory over Fung

Who knew: there are phones in Zambia?

News Item: Zambia bans radio call-in shows because they have become a "channel of insults and misinformation."

Why haven't we thought of this?