I knew K-Mad would want to read the last one...

Dana Perino, at last White House briefing says "go easy" on successor Robert Gibbs "for a week"

MS. PERINO: Welcome, everyone, to the last press briefing of the Bush administration. It's hard to believe that this is my 145th and final press briefing behind this podium. Over 1,000 briefings have been given by press secretaries and deputy press secretaries, at this podium, since the beginning of the administration -- starting, of course, with our very good friend (and tremendous asshole--ed.), Ari Fleischer.

I've been honored to have been able to speak on President Bush's behalf and it's been a privilege to take your questions....
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