Lattice of Coincidence: Trib tackles the tough questions

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Trib tackles the tough questions

Is it OK to wear jerseys of players who are no longer on the team?
Yes (956 responses) 70.2%
No (405 responses) 29.8%
1361 total responses (Results not scientific, but gargantuanly inane)

3 comments:

Smiff said...: NO NEIFI?!?!

They got a picture of you with your Podzzzie shirt? When did you shave your head? Pretty cool giving them a fake name...

Garciaparra? Wasn't he on the team for about 15 minutes? Who's next, Ben Grieve? Matt Lawton? John Koronka? Adam "Moonlight" Greenberg?; September 2, 2008 at 2:38 PM
Corms said...: Does this poll result mean that's it's OK for me to still wear my Joe Lieberman jersey?; September 2, 2008 at 3:33 PM
Fungster said...: Wow. That really is a retarded poll question. And even more retarded that the No responses are above 1%. Only plutocrats would say no. But mebbe plutocrats are disproportionately represented on the internets. Or most of them have nuttin to do but answer Trib poll questions...; September 2, 2008 at 4:17 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Trib tackles the tough questions

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