Lattice of Coincidence: SHOCKING news on today's Scum-Slimes front page!

Friday, September 26, 2008

SHOCKING news on today's Scum-Slimes front page!

Biggest bank failure in US history - see page 35

5 comments:

Smiff said...: Page 35? Must be important...

That's my bank, by the way. Or was. Now i'm back with phokking Chase. Going to check out the commie credit union.; September 26, 2008 at 4:09 PM
k-mad said...: Same here exactly, 'cept I don't gots a commie credit union.

How Chase got its name: I can't get away from them.; September 26, 2008 at 4:48 PM
k-mad said...: "Page 35? Must be important..."

Well, it is football season...; September 26, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Fungster said...: Does this mean I don't have to pay my mortgage anymore? I own the place free & clear? Mine mine mine?; September 26, 2008 at 5:06 PM
k-mad said...: Worth a try!; September 26, 2008 at 9:46 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Friday, September 26, 2008

SHOCKING news on today's Scum-Slimes front page!

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