The Nationals aren't expecting Dmitri Young to play again this season because he's fat.
Brandon McCarthy left his start Monday because he's made of balsa wood and cheap glue.
Hong-Chih Kuo, who took a loss in a 1-0 game on Sunday after missing a few days with a sore arm, again complained that K-Mad owns him.
Chris Davis has a sore back and is getting the night off. Whaaaaa? But the Fants need him in the lineup!
Kenny Rogers has been shut down for the season because he's old, sucks and is a HYOOOGE @SSH@LE.
Brewers fired manager Ned Yost because he is a brain-dead manager.
According to the Boston Globe, J.D. Drew (back) is unlikely to rejoin the lineup before Friday because he is gutless.
Chorye Spoone will miss the remainder of this season and much of next year following shoulder surgery and because he has a funny name and K-Mad thought about drafting him once. Expect a spider attack soon.
Diamondbacks manager Bob Melvin said Conor Jackson could be used as a pinch-hitter on Monday and return to the lineup on Tuesday. Jackson has missed three games because his gigantic eyebrows had completely engulfed his face.
~
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment