Lattice of Coincidence: Guess what? The New York Mets SUCK.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Guess what? The New York Mets SUCK.

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Fungster said...: Tell us how you really feel dere Smiff! Can't wait for the Sox montage, soon to follow. Who's gonna make the one for the Phiting Phils? I'd nominate Sarge, but he's not mean enuff. K-Mad? Up to it?; September 28, 2008 at 9:43 PM
k-mad said...: Let's just wait for the Philly-like exploits to unfold and then we'll see...; September 28, 2008 at 9:54 PM
Smiff said...: Started tonight with the Eagles' loss to a team with a mentally-challenged, troglodyte homunculus at QB. If you gave Orton the C the A and the T he still couldn't spell cat. If they miss the playoffs by a game they can look at this loss. The goal line "offense" was positively Metsian in its ineptitude. Yo, Coach Reid, ya got something else in the playbook other than "run at line and fall down"? How about running an option, screen pass, hail mary, sumpfhing. Also, David "Green" Akers can no longer hit a FG from beyond 40 yards. Used to be automatic up to 50. No longer. The phokking thing SUCKS...; September 28, 2008 at 11:29 PM
k-mad said...: Smiff is angry my friends.; September 28, 2008 at 11:45 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Guess what? The New York Mets SUCK.

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