Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage
FRESNO, Calif. — A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday...
[Police] said money that had been taken was recovered, but the sausage was discarded and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.
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That happuns becuse of all the homosechuals. That's why thjey need to be cured of it. The last thing I wunt is sum homosechual breaking nto my house and beeting me iwth theire sausage.
Speaking of the homaseckshals, I'm surprised Brain Dead Bob hasn't also expressed alarm about the Large Hardon Collision that was expected to bring on the End Times.
Shake it off
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Move along, nothing to see here . . .
He he, he he, you said hardon.
he he, he he, he he, you said Large Hardon.
he he, he he, he he...
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