Saturday, August 23, 2008

Whee! I know a secret!



The official who spoke did so on condition of anonymity, preferring not to pre-empt a text-message announcement the Obama campaign promised for Saturday morning.

Correction: Graf should end: "...preferring not to be blamed for pre-empting a text-message announcement the Obama campaign promised for Saturday morning -- but obviously relishing the opportunity to in fact do so."

6 comments:

Smiff said...

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Smiff said...

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Andrew said...

Probably True Fact: Bidens make up more than half the population of Delaware.

Smiff said...

I got a speeding ticket in Delaware once, and it takes about 5 minutes to drive through the state. Phokkers.

Jason said...

Six minutes, Smiff. It takes six minutes to drive thr...oh, right.