Bushian logic from Planet McCrazy - this sounds like something Perino would say

Because he was a POW, he is incapable of doing anything wrong.

Meanwhile, it's emerged that while Obama was answering questions from celebrity pastor Rick Warren, McCain wasn't being "held in a cone of silence", as Warren claimed: actually, he was in his car. But his campaign insists he wasn't listening to the questions, breaking the rules so as to be better prepared, and they've made an official complaint to NBC, dripping in wronged outrage, for suggesting as much. ("The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous," says spokeswoman Nicole Wallace, as if one followed automatically from the other.)