Lattice of Coincidence: the LA hot dog

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

the LA hot dog - an oxymoron

Like, for starters, what's that red stuff I see on the right? Is that ketchup? My phokking @SS.

From Dodger Dogs to organic franks, L.A. is a hot dog town... NOT (ed.)

4 comments:

Smiff said...: "All our places have beer and wine licenses, so you can have a glass of Merlot with a great hot dog."

Are those people INSANE? Smiff ain't having any fucking merlot with his hotdog!; April 30, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Fungster said...: Fung has his hot dogs with ketchup. Though that's all he puts on dem. The Chicago hot dog, with all the crap in it, is a great metaphor for why we're getting hyooooooger and hyooooooooooger and hyoooooooooooooooooooooooger in this country. What's wrong with a dog, a bun and some ketchup? No, lose the ketchup, but load on onions and pickles and relish and mustard and..... Would you like a hot dog with your condiments?; April 30, 2008 at 3:35 PM
Smiff said...: Fung: hopelessly lost again. First of all, none of the stuff put on a Chicago Dog has many calories. It's all veggy. Meanwhile, ketchup is loaded wif corn syrup and sugar. Not good for you! (Have you ever eaten a vegetable, btw?)

As for getting hyoooger, i think that comes from the hotdog itself, and the side of fries...and the shake...and chili (yuch)...and watching tv.; April 30, 2008 at 4:05 PM
Corms said...: If someone tries to give me a merlot and a hot dog smothered in ketchup there is going to be trouble.; April 30, 2008 at 4:35 PM

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

the LA hot dog - an oxymoron

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