Monday, March 31, 2008

Smiff is SHOCKED (cont'd)

So i ordered MLB Radio so i could listen to today's Phillies' opener (just as well, since Brett Myers totally sucks, and why isn't Hamels going anyway...), and guess what? Are you ready for this, are you sitting down, are you prepared to be SHOCKED?

IT DOESN'T WORK.

Much like Dumbya & Co., everything Bud Lite touches turns to shit.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

R U sur tis nyet ur firewall?

Smiff said...

Huh? Nothing on fire here, smart guy...

Anonymous said...

No, no, firewall. You know, the thing that protects you from online attacks. It can also interfere with streaming audio and video. Workplaces usually have them, home computers can have them too.

Smiff said...

Ok, but how am i able to watch all these porn videos?

Anonymous said...

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