Lattice of Coincidence: More Cheatin' Cheaters

Friday, January 4, 2008

More Cheatin' Cheaters

Tennis: Hingis gets two-year ban

Sorry Sarge, but your tennis gal is a cheater.

3 comments:

Corms said...: Cheater? Since when is cocaine a performance enhancer?; January 4, 2008 at 8:46 AM
Fungster said...: From the wiki:

It gives a feeling to what has been described as a euphoric sense of happiness and increased energy.

Nuff sed...; January 4, 2008 at 10:05 AM
k-mad said...: Cocaine does that? I should try some.*

*Note to law enforcement officials: This is a JOKE, a sub-category of a concept called humor. I have never used cocaine. I never will use cocaine. It would be wrong on so many levels...; January 4, 2008 at 11:41 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Friday, January 4, 2008

More Cheatin' Cheaters

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