Saturday, July 7, 2007

Suckers!

Chicago:
Sunday...Sunny...breezy. Hot and humid. Brains turned into mush. Highs in the mid 90s. Heat index readings 97 to 101 in the afternoon. Southwest winds 15 to 25 mph with gusts to around 30 mph. People dropping like flies.

San Diego:
Sunday...Cloudy in the morning...becoming partly cloudy. Patchy fog in the morning. Highs 68 to 73 near the coast to 72 to 77 inland. Light winds. Smiff, chillin'.
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Anonymous said...

Since Smiff's fiery demeanor adds 10 degrees to the ambient temperature, all of us in Chicago are damned happy you left us. Good Riddance!

July 9, 2007 at 3:41 PM
Smiff said...

Now if only you would leave - your phokking hot air raises the temp anudder 10 degrees, not to mention the lessening of the widespread hysteria... and, i might add, San Diego has actually been cooler since i moved here...so CRAM IT @$$HOLE!

July 9, 2007 at 4:01 PM
Anonymous said...

OK, let me explain this in terms you can understand. The combo of Smiff & Wells causes a low pressure system to form over SD, pulling in cool air from the higher pressure ocean. Hence, cooler. In Chicago, Smiff had no counterbalance, so his immense gravitational forces kept air from escaping, trapping heat. Hence, warmer. I can only deduce that Smiff was replaced by some other huge gravity well, keeping our temperatures constant. Probably someone on da Bears. So why don't you stick to baseball commentary, as you obviously know nothing about weather.

Bitch.

July 9, 2007 at 5:04 PM
k-mad said...

Smiff: He's fiery. Now the entire west is on fire.

July 9, 2007 at 5:22 PM
Smiff said...

Well, i have to admit, that makes total sense.

Smiff, humbled and talking to myself...

July 9, 2007 at 5:24 PM

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