Friday, May 25, 2007

Welcome to the Not Me Decade Where No One is Responsible.

Josh Hancock's father is suing not only the bar where he was drinking the night he killed himself, but also the company that owned the tow truck that his drunk ass ran into, the driver of the tow truck, and the driver of the car that the tow truck was assisting. So let's see, the bar offered to get him a cab and he refused, but it's the bar's fault he drove drunk? The owner of the car that stalled should have kept the car in good enough condition so that it wouldn't stall requiring a tow truck to stop, the tow truck driver should have put flares in the road because drunks can't be expecting to see the flashing lights of the tow truck, and done the job more quickly so that there would have been nothing for the drunk to crash into. I imagine they'll add the woman to whom he was talking on his cell phone to the lawsuit because she distracted him from driving. But what do you expect to happen when inbred Mississippians and lawyers collide.

3 comments:

Smiff said...

The father should sue himself for putting Hancock on earth, then he wouldn't have died.

Corms said...

Right. And also whoever made his car, and the cell phone provider and manufacturer, the state of Missouri and the Federal government for providing highways, the maker of whatever alcohol he was drinking, his pot dealer, and and and

k-mad said...

Don't forget the country the pot was grown in. There are now four posts tagged stoooooopid, by the way.