Pole Tax (geddit? huh huh)

Should Illinois have a porn tax?

Cash-strapped states have begun considering taxing more vices. Is it a good idea? Vote

I object

I eat my hot dogs how I want them - with Ketchup and nuttin else. No relish. No onions. No tomatoes. No peppers. None of that udder gunk. Just meat, bun, ketchup. Simple. Yummy. Wanna put lotsa gunk on something? Eat a burger. Leave my hot dog alone.

Fripp Obama

Cheerful News for the Day or "How do you feel El Paso?"

Becoming more and more interested by what's going on in Mexico, specifically Juarez. Should we change our drug laws to help Mexico not fall completely apart?

Just think, a lot of the problems actually do stem from simple marijuana...odd.

Fun times hard to find in Mexico

ways the government might run the banks worse than the banks did

Tyler Cowen offers a few in the process of writing his New York Times column for today.

Bulls crappy play driving President to drink bad beer

Chix report to spring training

How much do you want to go?

Ryanair mulls charge for toilets

'Sconsin Dreamin'

According to Fox News Chicago on da TV - top 5 places to find a job:

#5: Milwaukee

#1: Madison

So you too can be a part of the problem of bacteria on Chicago's beaches.

Typical Political Bull$#!+

Conn. pols want UConn's Calhoun reprimanded

Urban legend grows

Motorist draws gunfire after flipping the finger

Iraq War Milestone

Check out our cost ticker over deres...---->

more stuff only a commie could love

It's a pretty short trip from collective transportation to collective farming.

Chicago's high-speed rail dream is arriving

Besides, I find our 19th-century rail infrastructure quaint.

I'll take two cups (get it? ha, ha...)

Topless coffee shop opens in central Maine

VASSALBORO, Maine—A topless coffee shop that raised the ire of many residents of a small central Maine town is open for business.
The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, located at the site of the former Grand View Motel, opened its doors Monday on busy Route 3 in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, "Over 18 only." Another says, "No cameras, no touching, cash only."
On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.
Dozens of residents objected to the shop when the Vassalboro planning board meeting took up the matter last month. But town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.
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And his father said unto him...BLAM!

Police: Man stabs son for wearing hat in church

BALTIMORE (AP) -- Police said a 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son after he refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the day. The father and his 19-year-old son got into an argument on Sunday afternoon. That's when police said the father went to a car, got a knife and stabbed his son in the left buttock and fled.
The son was taken to University of Maryland Medical Center for treatment. The father's name was withheld pending his arrest.
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Timetable: How about "this century"?

Mark Prior indicated that he isn't working with any timetables as he attempts to make his way back from June shoulder surgery.
He did say he feels further along now than he did at this point last year. Prior thought he was close to making it back to the majors in June, when he had a major setback with his shoulder. "I'm 28 and no one knows what the future holds," Prior said. "If I can get back to 80 percent or 90 percent of what I used to be, then that's still pretty good. I look back to those three, four years in the big leagues and I pitched pretty well and did the things I had to do to help us win games. I don't know if those memories haunt me, but they motivate me."
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Uh...whaaaaa...Briggsy?

George Mason Students Encouraged By Speech

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Oh yea, Jim Calhoun, Fung's new white friend, ain't to great with the facts heself

http://www.the40yearplan.com/

So according to the U.S. Department of Education, Calhoun's $12 million isn't really $12 million. Letter writer Michael Chapman tipped me off to the DOE's numbers: UConn men's basketball spends $6,097,728 to take in $7,333,214.
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Sarge, Smiff shake fists at clouds

7:25 PM me: ok, cool. i'll be looking for it. BP finally arrived today.

Andrew: awesome

7:26 PM you see that Des got the BP?

She's trying to play some catch-up

7:27 PM me: they hate all of my guys

Andrew: really

like who?

7:28 PM me: lessee, Garza, Moyer, Happ, Linebrink

7:29 PM basically all the Monks

cept prolly Utley

Andrew: really - I haven't looked up the Garza thing

what's to possibly hate about Moyer?!?

7:30 PM me: lousy projection - this my one gripe with the book - the write-ups often do not agree with the projection

Andrew: right

well - maybe they're taking the long view?

me: your reading - hey, this is good - and then you look down at the PECOTA - Garza 4.56 ERA or something

7:31 PM Andrew: but you know

me: Linebrink has never had an ERA near 4 - but this year it's like 4.46

Andrew: that's his 50 percent right?

7:32 PM me: so i should look at the 90% for him?

Andrew: No - I just tink

think

there are some guys who are more likely to hit higher pecotas than others

for instance

guys who have started to show improvement

me: wow, everyone on the SS-talk list likes the Utley side of that deal

Andrew: or where you know they've finally figured out their change up or something - something the machine maybe can't account for so much

they're idiots

7:33 PM me: everyone seemingly much higher on Votto & Rasmus than i am

Andrew: I feel if you're not getting the best guy in the deal you better have a really good reason for making the trade

yeah

I'm not big on Rasmus

I think obviously he could still bust out

but last year was not the year to look that dead

of course I'm looking at you Alex Gordon

me: yeah, everyone said Han Ram was the best in the deal, but still took the Utley side

Andrew: but

7:34 PM yeah

not big on Votto either

he's good

but easily replacable

me: they also assumed the guy was looking short-term, but he has no pitching

Andrew: I mean

yeah

you throw Webb into any rotation and it acquires a certain sheen

7:35 PM me: the guy never made a counter offer, i may have given up a bit more

Andrew: yeah

I think what hurt you was not offering any kind of prospect

in retrospect it seems obvious

but you even said it

the guy is constantly tearing down his team etc

we should have thrown him a golden bone

7:36 PM So Rasmus and Votto are guys

who however not great

you can still kind of dream on enough to make them interesting

I mean

I would much rather have about twenty other outfield prospects

and at least five or six 1B types floating around than those two

me: brb - got to fire up a burrito

Andrew: awesome

5 minutes

7:42 PM me: Elie takes Matt Dominguez, 3b from florida

not familiar with his work

Andrew: ha

!

Dominguez

is actually a pretty decent pick

problem

I don't see him being a superstar

7:43 PM and he's a ways a way yet

I don't know if he's worth holding for a few years

but I suppose rookie slots are cheap enough

I just feel

go for the studs

me: he's 19 - should be a while

Andrew: yeah

I don't know

7:44 PM but whatever

our draft - mine and corms - is worrisome to me

we have absolutely no bullpen

and not much out there is screaming "We're awesome"

a lot of pressure on some questionable arms

Cueto, Z, Kazmir, Volquez

7:45 PM Beckett

I mean, some good pitchers

some guys who could throw Cy Young years

but I could easily see a 4.6 era from this crew

and if we don't have a decent pen

this could be a bit of a rebuild for us

I mena

mean

if the guys come through

even three of them

we have enough offense to make up for a lot of mistakes

I think

7:46 PM but...

yeah

and it's not necessarily our fault

it's just

ugh

me: i'm trying to get some RPs with the limited # of picks i have

Andrew: yeah

me: i have no bench yet

Andrew: we're competing - that's one place where I feel really good

we have built a pretty good bench

7:47 PM me: & really only 5 SPs

Andrew: yeah

Corms isn't too worried about RPs...

and maybe I get what he's saying

I mean

hopefully we can find at least a couple decent ones in the supplementals

7:48 PM me: Dominguez was 18th in OPS in the Sally League, but he was one of the youngest players

Andrew: yeah

I m not saying he's a bad prospect

in fact

he took a big step up last year

7:49 PM and erased a lot of doubts about his bat never being able to play period

now the feeling is he will hit at least enough

and he has a great glove

I just don't know if he's going to hit enough to justify keeping him on a roster and not taking other guys coming up for the next three years

me: there was an 18yo in Sally with 39 homers

7:50 PM and 153 Ks

Andrew: wow

what's his name?

I want to look him up

did you see the Baseball America Prospect Handbook is 30 FUCKING dollars this year?

7:51 PM me: http://minors.baseball-reference.com/players.cgi?pid=33721

7:52 PM Andrew: Looks like he's 20?

well

19 during the season

still

nice contact bavr

if he can cut the strikeouts even a little and maintain that power

7:53 PM he could be pretty exciting

me: turned 19 in Nov

Andrew: Ah right

of course

1989

yep

I was already in 2010

did you watch this Glenn Beck thing?

7:54 PM Apparently by 2014 - implicitly because of Obama - we're going to be hunting dogs in the street to survive while marauding gangs of motorcycle thugs scare the women

7:55 PM me: the guy is insane - a mentally imbalanced man with his own tv show

Andrew: and they show his "movies" on the big screen occasionally

I'd never actually seen him before besides those maudlin previews

he is a fucking fuckface

these guys

7:56 PM are really coming out of the woodwork

17 minutes

8:13 PM me: Nate Robinson went OFF for the Zeniths tonight

Andrew: nice

he's been awesome lately

big second half v the Pacers?

me: 41 points

4 3's

8:14 PM 15-19 from the line

Andrew: nice

that's a nice line

you in first yet?

me: 8 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 steals

er, no, but 2nd

Andrew: how many points out?

only three assists?

me: he's a shooter, not a passer

8:15 PM Andrew: RIGHT!!!!

me: Dwyane Wade somehow does both

Andrew: yeah

8:16 PM he's like a poor man's Chris Paul

I would kill to have Chris Paul

Maybe I'll offer my whole team for him

and start from there

me: Duhon led team with 5 assists - the whole team just throws the ball at the hoop

Andrew: ha!

8:17 PM so was Keith Olbermann good tonight?

Briggs thinks so

me: haven't watched yet

8:18 PM Andrew: that's the thing that sucks about not having cable - today I would have loved to stare at the idiot box

fucking tired

first day back

never fun

me: you can watch it online

8:19 PM Andrew: really?

where?

the same night?

me: follow them on Twitter and just click on the link

Andrew: follow who?

@olbermann?

me: @Count_Down

Andrew: awesome

will do that

hang on

8:20 PM me: Video: McConnell attacking what he doesn’t understand: Feb. 23: Worst Persons: Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., clai.. http://tinyurl.com/dys4nn

Andrew: nice

I hate McConnell

and I hate that Fox News guy who interviewed the mayor of Lansing Michigan

what a DOUCHEBAG

8:21 PM me: yeah, i saw that. That mayor ROCKED. should run for the senate or governor or something

Andrew: no Doubt

guy was AWESOME

and I love the Douche

8:22 PM I wasn't talking about health care

well if you were using the bullshit $70/hour you were

you fuck

and even then

it's bullshit

because it factors in production costs

like having the lights on for the workers

the 70/hr

thing has been totally debunked

but on Fox

it's a "fact"

me: those guys are all millionaires

Andrew: fucking ASSWHOLES!

10 minutes

8:33 PM me: UConn coach Jim Calhoun: a DICK

Andrew: really?

what was he getting up to?

8:34 PM me: blew up at reporter who asked about his contract

Andrew: well you know

8:35 PM me: He makes $12 million for the university - yeah, how much do the players get from that?

Andrew: the players?

don't they all go into the NBA?

an d get shoe contracts and make millions of dollars

me: a few, very few

8:36 PM Andrew: no man

can't be

cant

fucking

be

yeah

ASSwhole

6 minutes

8:42 PM me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xokthY5zuPU

8:43 PM Andrew: have to check that out

8:45 PM me: Sen. Richard Shelby said he hasn't seen Obama's birth certificate - MASSIVE BRAIN DEATH.

Andrew: Oh yeah

I heard about that

but you know

8:46 PM has he seen Reagan's?

has he seen Bush's?

Or Clinton's?

Didn't Clinton go to like...Oxford...at some point?

And isn't that in

Europe

?

like France or something?

like the west coast of France?

8:47 PM me: yes, i would be wary of anyone that travels abroad for any reason

8:48 PM Andrew: especially during the Vietnam War

I mean

Bush

Cheney

they stayed right here

and protected Wisconsin

and Arkansas

I mean

Cheney was doing some important things

but you know if Wisconsin was attacked

he'd be out there

but notice

8:49 PM they stayed here to protect America

meanwhile

Clinton's fucking French whores and smoking Chinese marijuania

and Obama?

he's like

getting educated by Sadam Bin Laden

and learning how to infiltrate America while his friends in the Chicago Seven

8:50 PM secretly forgre

forge

a Hawaiian document

which is easier than forging a real state's document

because they're like half-Jap

and half-Samoan

me: slant-eyed devils

8:51 PM Andrew: trying to bring this country down

thank God for the brave men and women - non-gay of course - of our militias

8:56 PM me: fish taco

8:57 PM Andrew: dirty!

9:02 PM me: Arianna Huffington: MILF

Andrew: oh?

what brought this on?

me: she's on Countdown

has that accent, too

Andrew: ah

nice

9:03 PM wasn't she married to like some

complete fucking asshole?

me: i don't know about that, but he came out of the closet

Andrew: really?

9:04 PM me: the Gay Republican closet, that is

Andrew: nice

for real?

who knew?

9:05 PM me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Huffington

9:06 PM Andrew: looking

9:08 PM me: The couple divorced in 1997, and in 1998 Michael Huffington revealed that he was bisexual.[citation needed] A 1999 magazine article claimed that Arianna Huffington "entered the marriage... with full knowledge of Michael Huffington's sexual interests in men".[3] The financial terms of their divorce agreement remain undisclosed, but Huffington gained most of her wealth from her husband. Arianna Huffington chose to retain her former husband's surname, although she had been known as Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington during the period of her marriage.[citation needed]

9:09 PM Andrew: Nice

Apparently he's been all about trying to turn the Republicans into human beings

good luck with that

me: probably no more conservative than Diane Feinstein

9:10 PM Andrew: yeah right?

it's true

me: she sucks, and not in a good way

9:11 PM Andrew: definitely

so sad

because at one point

it seemed like she'd be cool

way back in the early 80s

9:13 PM here's an oldie but goodie from Arianna: http://ariannaonline.huffingtonpost.com/columns/column.php?id=696

5 minutes

9:19 PM me: that is a good one

Andrew: Dick Cheney to the rescue!

oh if she had only known

9:21 PM me: Mitch McConnell: T@TALLY FULL@SHIT

Andrew: oh - and he's an asshole!

9:22 PM you have to love it

9:25 PM me: @tanlines is now following @Brian_Eno

Andrew: nice

who is @tanlines

one of those porn tweets?

9:27 PM me: hmmm, it's Sally Kellerman?!

http://twitter.com/tanlines

9:28 PM oh yeah, check out:

http://twitter.com/Brian_Emo

funny

i have an admirer

Andrew: weird

diarreah/noise band

9:29 PM LOOK AT YOU!

9:30 PM me: been tweeting for weeks, just noticed

Andrew: mercy

well

on that cheerful note

sleep calls!

still oddly jetlagged

early morning flight

yesterday

has thrown me a bit off

leaving artstor for the night

peace!

me: sweet dreams

9:31 PM Andrew: thanks!

you too!

:(|)

V.v.V

9:32 PM me: :D

Stuff found on da internets for purchase

But have we really?

Fung needs to stop watching TV

On CMT, some guy, who loves crashing cars, sez: I especially love crashing European cars, you know, Honda, Toyota, Suzuki, all of them.

On Jeopardy, the one interesting thing about the one contestant was that he was wearing the only suit he's ever owned, which he found in a trash can freshman year of college, which was over a decade ago. It's still to be dry cleaned. Shoulda seen his hair too.

I still haven't thrown away the New Zealand moving info...

Why the phokk is this news? (cont)

CNN ticker/crawl/bottom of the screen/whatever: Socks, former White House cat, euthanized. Just in case you were tired of all the stimulus/bailout/BlagoBurris stuff.

Expect Delays, Fung

A buncha buses have been pulled off the road because they might break apart at the middle and that would be a really crappy thing to happen when you're trying to land the olympics. Not to mention that people might actually die. Among the most affected routes:

No. 136 Sheridan/LaSalle Express
No. 147 Outer Drive Express

So Fung can start literally expecting delays. Also, Burris is somehow to blame for this. But Obama will fix it.

Holy Phokking S#i+ Here It Comes!

News item: Winter storm warning in effect

match the projection with the analysis

1. 248 AB, .757 OPS, 3.9 RAR
2. 242 AB, .719 OPS, 1.0 RAR

A. On his way to another +.300 BA before fracturing kneecap (that was so k-mad!). Never the same after (see: k-mad), although xBA shows some bad luck (see also: k-mad). Super ct% means Avg will rebound. Again pegged for utility role, but that can change. Great end-gamer.

B. This is what end-game gambles look like: middling skills, doubles power, but tantalizing stretches inflate value. Rising GB% limits power. Defense is suspect, so regular playing time is a question. Take a pass.

Did you guess that 1 = B (Brendan Harris) and 2 = A (Jeff Keppinger)? Of course you did.

Turns out the End Times SUCK more than we might have imagined

[S]omething was very, very different in the fourth quarter of 2008. Sales of alcohol for off-premises consumption were down by 9.3 percent from the previous quarter, according to the Commerce Department. This is absolutely unprecedented: the largest previous drop had been just 3.7 percent, between the third and fourth quarters of 1991.

This ought to get people all riled up

You'll have to click twice...sorry

What's so awful about cheap housing?

In particular, I thought the Democratic Party was the party of cheap housing. So why aren't they trying to talk housing prices DOWN right now, particularly since so many sellers are stuck on two years ago? NYT today:

As the recession becomes more severe and unemployment mounts, [would-be home sellers] fret each week their properties remain unsold, and fear losing equity. While buyers hunt for exceptional values [ed. isn't this GOOD?], sellers feel like hostages. [...]

James Bednar, a real estate agent representing buyers at DRI Real Estate Company in Ridgewood, N.J., said many sellers overvalue their homes.

“The industry has nailed into people’s minds that their houses are worth a certain amount,” said Mr. Bednar, who blogs about the New Jersey market at njrereport.com. “Sellers remember what neighbors sold their houses for two years ago and hold on to those unrealistic comparables. They need to accept the current reality of the market.”

Mr. President, you may want to take a line from Adam Sandler...

Dusty Baker Teaches Hitting

Curious to see what Briggs thinks of this essay...

And Fung!
And Smiff!
And K-Mad!
And Ranger!
And Corporal!
And Corms!
And even Braindead Bob!

I found it interesting - but I'm afraid some of it might have flown above my head...

maybe.

The thing I'm talking about.

Really, from the New York Post? I mean, it's so classy though...

Further evidence of the New York Post brilliant and informative news reportage:

This wonderful piece of informed satire!

Or maybe it's further evidence that they suck harder than any newspaper ever made outside of 1930s Germany...

People of Lattice of Coincidence

Shouldn't we change our quote at the top from H.L.? It seems that those days are past.

I think we should all post over the next week a quote that we would like to see there and then pick from among them.

Peace!

A (Sarge)

Well it snowed in DC this morning... so explain that one, Chicken Littles

"According to the University of Illinois' Arctic Climate Research Center, global sea ice levels now equal those of 1979."
-- George Will

"We do not know where George Will is getting his information, but..."
-- University of Illinois Department of Atmospheric Sciences

Adam Posen: I do not lack all conviction.

the FT today:

The Obama administration remains opposed to federal control. Mr Geithner last week said: “Governments are terrible managers of bad assets.”

Others say he may eventually face no choice. “The danger we face is a Freddie Mac/Fannie Mae scenario where government gives the banking sector guarantees and then socialises the losses,” says Adam Posen, an economist. “That’s the worst thing we could do.”

Statistically speaking, the more versions of the story he gives, the greater the odds that one of them is correct

News item: Burris now acknowledges fundraising effort for Blagojevich

Best and brightest: This is America. It's different.

NYT's Sheryl Gay Stolberg today:

And given his experience with the Asian financial crisis of the 1990s, some economists wonder how [Larry Summers] could have signed off on a bailout plan that did not force banks to admit that they were insolvent.

“The irony is that Summers and Geithner wrote the textbook on how to manage these crises, and they lectured countries all over the world on what to do,” said Adam S. Posen, deputy director of the Peterson Institute for International Economics, lamenting that they did not “follow through with their own prescriptions.”

Another "why the phokk didn't we know about this before?" sport

Race car driving in snow.



This looks even more exciting than k-mad driving to the train every morning. But instead of this, we get endless hours of @ss#oles playing cards.

Evil Apple (cont)

Casinos are warned about card-counting iPhone app

Bushian (Euro Style)

Nuclear subs collide in Atlantic

Roland Burris has this vote of confidence and it's phokking golden

The former governor's publicist issued a statment today about the Sun-Times story regarding Burris.

"There's absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place between Gov. Blagojevich and Sen. Burris in connection to the governor's appointment of Mr. Burris to the U.S. Senate," the statment said.

"The governor acted ethically and honestly and believes Sen. Burris did too."

the Pakistani Taliban's #1: alive

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — Two missiles fired from American drone aircraft killed at least 25 people, including Arab and Uzbek fighters of Al Qaeda and the Taliban, in South Waziristan on Saturday morning, according to a Pakistani intelligence official and local residents.

The attack was on three compounds, including one where the leader of the Pakistani Taliban, Baitullah Mehsud, and foreign and local fighters loyal to him sometimes gather, according to the official and residents.

Mr. Mehsud, one of the most feared leaders in Pakistan’s lawless tribal areas, was not among those killed, according to the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to the press.

Fuck-Rod Wondering What Permutation Of His Name Will Be Used For Steroid Story

MIAMI—Alex "Fuck-Rod" Rodriguez, who has been given many unflattering nicknames by the press during the course of an eventful and turbulent career, found himself wondering what unflattering sobriquet he would be awarded for lying about his steroid use. "I really didn't like being called 'A-Fraud' by my teammates," Stupid-Goddamned-Son-of-a-Bitch-Rod told sources Wednesday. "That was hurtful, and reading it in Joe Torre's book was a real letdown." As of press time, Lying-Prick-Rod was unavailable for comment, as he was busy falsely accusing Sports Illustrated reporter Selena Roberts of trying to break into the Coral Gables mansion in which Complete-and-Total-Sack-of-Flaming-Fucking-Shit-with-Tiny-Shriveled-Balls-Rod currently resides.
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Maybe Fung could help us out with this phokking piece of s#i+?

It Figures

He's a little early this year...

Report: Brett Favre set to retire
Updated: 29 minutes ago

Idiocracy! The network premiere - Comedy Central, Sunday 10pm Effete Snob Time, 9pm God's Time

If this doesn't make you want to watch it, you probably don't want to watch it.

Wishful thinking?

Or Freudian Slip? Or maybe we've found W's new occupation?

South African TV channel makes 'Bush is dead' Bushism

42% of Chicagoans Agree: WE SUCK

Forbes lists Chicago among nation's miserable cities

Chicago is America's third most miserable city, beating out bleak towns like Flint, Mich. and Buffalo, NY, according to a recently released Forbes magazine list.
Chicago's dubious ranking comes just six months after the magazine dubbed Chicago the most stressed-out city in America.
The magazine said Chicago's weather, long commute times, rising unemployment and the country's highest sales tax earned it the number three spot on the list, below Stockton, Calif. and Memphis.
For the first time this year, Forbes used "corruption" as a factor when ranking America's 150 largest metropolitan areas in order of misery, according to Forbes.com.
"Illinois' record of public corruption, particularly in the governor's office, is staggering," the article says. "Five of the past nine governors have been charged with crimes, and three, as of now, have served time in prison." To add insult to injury, the magazine writes that people have been migrating out of the city the last seven years, and that the Cubs' 100 year long title drought is 40 percent longer than any other major professional sports team.
Forbes used nine factors -- commute times, corruption, pro sports teams, Superfund sites, income and sales taxes, unemployment, violent crime and weather -- when ranking the cities.
Following Stockton, Memphis and Chicago are Cleveland, Modesto, Calif., Flint, Detroit, Buffalo, Miami and St. Louis.
Read the entire Forbes article "America's Most Miserable Cities."

POLL RESULTS ::
Is Chicago a miserable city?
Yes
42%
252 votes
No
57%
336 votes
Total Votes: 588

Of course, Steve "Flat Tax" Forbes: MAJOR DOUCHEBAG. (--ed.)
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lots of good arguments here on all sides

Eating Meat: Vegetarians / I’d Even Eat People, just not Dick Cheney / It is our responsibility to eat Dick Cheney, if possible

Another reason for that four months spent going door-to-door and living with the aunt in Dayton

Glenn Greenwald: "Obama fails his first test on civil liberties and accountability -- resoundingly and disgracefully"

Boo di freaking Hoo

You Try to Live on 500K in This Town

I'm sure the 15,000 people you laid off also feel sympathetic to your 500k plight.

Chicago: Not real?

If you believe dis guy den yep...

C H E A T