Lattice of Coincidence: Who is K-Mad going to kick around now?

Monday, November 16, 2009

Who is K-Mad going to kick around now?

Lou Dobbs is outta here.

100% of Lou Dobbs 35 viewers are sad.

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2 comments:

k-mad said...: If it's all the same to you, I think I'll stick with kicking around Lou Dobbs.

Question: Our Supreme Leader Barack Obama over the weekend bowed to Japanese Emperor Akihito, much like he did with Saudi Arabia's King. White House officials are saying he was just following protocol, while experts say it makes him look weak in Japan and back home. What do you think about what happened?

No harm: Obama was just following protocol 17%

It's weakness: Our president bows to nobody 83%

(Poll results not scientific, but bat-s#i+-crazily creamy-caramel-covered wingnutty); November 16, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Fungster said...: Maybe it's just me, but dere's nuttin dere...; November 17, 2009 at 4:12 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Monday, November 16, 2009

Who is K-Mad going to kick around now?

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