Lattice of Coincidence: Corms Enters the 21st Century

Friday, August 1, 2008

Corms Enters the 21st Century

Corms now has both high speed internet and digital cable at home. He will not be missed.

3 comments:

Corporal said...: Do you have Bob Dole Syndrome? Why are you speaking of yourself in third person?; August 1, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Fungster said...: OMG! Comcast showed up when they were supposed to? And installed what they were supposed to? Fung's speechless. Except for that. And that.

However, cable and internet at home is really just reaching the 90's. To get into the naughts, you need an HDTV...; August 1, 2008 at 3:37 PM
Corms said...: Corms doesn't know what corporal is talking about. Corms is confused. Corms doesn't like being confused. Corms is going to go make a sandwich.; August 1, 2008 at 4:29 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Friday, August 1, 2008

Corms Enters the 21st Century

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