Lattice of Coincidence: Karl Rove on Barack Obama

Monday, June 23, 2008

Karl Rove on Barack Obama

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy...he's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."

5 comments:

k-mad said...: Yes, we all know that guy because, like Turdblossom, we all spend a lot of time hanging out at country clubs.; June 24, 2008 at 1:07 PM
Fungster said...: Karl looks like one of those mad scientists that goes too far and realises it way too late. I'll take the guy who sneers at me over the guy that might kill me any day...; June 24, 2008 at 1:51 PM
Smiff said...: I love his flesh-colored hair. How does he do that?; June 24, 2008 at 2:13 PM
Corms said...: And Karl Rove is the jack ass that toadies up to one of the richer Country Club members, the member who wants all the rules changed to accomodate himself. Karl Rove toadies up to that guy, helps him change the rules and then sneers at the people who can't get in.; June 24, 2008 at 2:45 PM
Sarge said...: Man - we all know someone like that. Because we're all in country clubs.

I guess while Ass Fuck Turd Blossom Fuckhead Who Deserves to Rot in Prison while being stepped on by dead Iraqi civilians and GIs Until His Putrifying Corpse Leaks the Maggots That Control Its Voicebox/Movements/Shape goes around saying snide things about somebody who would like to, I don't know, not take all his advice from whatever billionaire wants a few more billion that day, the candidate moves on - hopefully past this fetid car wreck of an administration and all its blunders and fuck ups and attacks of hubris which light the way to the disaster in so many fires of catastrophe that it looks like a goddamn exit ramp to oblivion and ignominy.; June 24, 2008 at 8:58 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Karl Rove on Barack Obama

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