Lattice of Coincidence: It's all about the Oil

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

It's all about the Oil

Bush calls for offshore drilling

Wait, didn't we invade Iraq so we could get oil over there? So we wouldn't have to get oil over here? Is this a tacit admission of failure?

2 comments:

Smiff said...: That's not a surprise, and neither is this:

on the same day John McCain FLIP-FLOPPED and now says he's for off-shore drilling, as well as just about anywhere else (Grand Canyon, John?), he gives a speech on the perils of global warming. So, we're going to combat global warming while opening up new avenues for oil development, leading to an increase in gas comsumption, leading to more greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.

Does Smiff have dis right?; June 18, 2008 at 3:17 PM
Fungster said...: He should just have us all write down what we want, then he can pick up our piece of paper and say "I will" and then read from there. Even if what he says contradicts what he said for the guy he talked to just before. That would be far more honest.; June 18, 2008 at 3:25 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

It's all about the Oil

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