Smiff shteal: works in basketball, too

The Magic beat the Raptors behind 24 points, a career-high 15 rebounds, six assists, a steal, block and three 3-pointers from SF Hedo Turkoglu. He says he wants to be an All-Star this year and so far his play might get him there. Congratulations if you stole him in your draft or off the waiver wire.

And this was right out of the K-Mad playbook: the only reason i picked him was the funny name. Speakin' o' which, here's anudder shteal:

Zydrunas Ilgauskas had 18 points, 14 rebounds and four blocks as the Cavaliers lost a tough game in Utah on Wednesday. The fact he did this on a night when LeBron posted a monster triple-double is impressive. He hit 9-of-14 shots on the night and looks like a solid No. 1 fantasy center option this year. He was likely stolen in your draft, as he's racked up a double-double in four of five games this season, and hasn't had less than 12 boards in a single game.