Thursday, August 30, 2007

Useful Information

From Slate:

Is it wise to use a "wide stance" when you go to the bathroom?

No. When you're sitting on the toilet, spreading your feet and leaning forward tightens the levator ani muscles that control defecation. If you're having trouble passing stools, you should take the opposite of a wide stance, and lean back. Doctors recommend this technique to relax the bowel muscles.

5 comments:

Smiff said...

Yeah, but what if you're trying to pick up guys?

Corms said...

But wouldn't a wide stance allow for easier penetration?

Anonymous said...

I was just trying to act out that Motley Crue song "Bonin' in the Boys Room."

Fungster said...

can't wait to try out the new recommended crapping position at my iHome on my iCrapper...

Anonymous said...

Actually that song was "Smokin (a bone) in the boy room" My bad.