Saturday, August 23, 2008

Whee! I know a secret!



The official who spoke did so on condition of anonymity, preferring not to pre-empt a text-message announcement the Obama campaign promised for Saturday morning.

Correction: Graf should end: "...preferring not to be blamed for pre-empting a text-message announcement the Obama campaign promised for Saturday morning -- but obviously relishing the opportunity to in fact do so."
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6 comments:

  1. SmiffAugust 23, 2008 at 12:58 AM

    Is Joe Biden on hotpresidentialcandidateswithdouchebags?

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  2. BriggsAugust 23, 2008 at 1:01 AM

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  3. SmiffAugust 23, 2008 at 1:03 AM

    Sold.

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  4. AndrewAugust 23, 2008 at 1:07 AM

    Probably True Fact: Bidens make up more than half the population of Delaware.

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  5. SmiffAugust 23, 2008 at 1:14 AM

    I got a speeding ticket in Delaware once, and it takes about 5 minutes to drive through the state. Phokkers.

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  6. JasonAugust 23, 2008 at 1:57 AM

    Six minutes, Smiff. It takes six minutes to drive thr...oh, right.

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