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Friday, July 11, 2008
Suckers (cont)
Fung can report a large line in front of da Apple Store on da Magnificent Mile in da City dat begs, borrows and steals. You'd think an album came out or something. Nope, just an update to a doohickey dat makes it closer to what it shoulda been da first time around. Den you get locksed in for 2 years paying like 80 bucks a month or something. Whatta buncha morans.
It's an international crisis.
ReplyDeleteO2 opens brewery, forgets bottles
Don't worry if you aren't getting an O2 iPhone - nobody else is either. Especially if they haven't sent their passport. (Updated; again)
Woops.
Did you see Decker in line?
ReplyDeleteApple's stores have been unable to activate the handsets because the process requires Internet Explorer, while the stores all use Macs.
ReplyDeleteNow dat is awesome - it's the new product from Apple, but you need a PC to make it work. Classic. I would be ROTF, but I have my dignity to preserve. Oh phokk it, dis is way too funny...
He would never get up that early. Or get there on time. So no.
ReplyDeleteAlthough he could have stayed up all night, you know, watch a movie over at AMC, den go to some bar, hang out at the new and updated Rock n Roll McDonalds, then staggered over. Didn't consider that.
Fung, why are you so bitter?
ReplyDeleteDid Steve Jobs make fun of you during math class?
Looks like Decker is up and ready to face the day. Ok, the night.
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