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Monday, July 7, 2008
business should be run more like a business
Study: Business travelers lose more than 12,000 laptops per week in U.S. airports
Not to worry, there will soon be bags that you can leave your laptop in. The bad news is you'll have to buy a new bag. Gotta love this country. It comes up with problems, then comes up with solutions that use up more of your disposable income
Fung and Corporal both know to leave the porn at home. There's nothing more embarrassing than being forced to run what looks like an incriminating file to the TSA and the DHS folks, but then turns out to be nuttin but porn. Heck, we're probably the two that actually go to (shocking) other countries in this world, so we might even get arrested for possession of tittilating images or film with intent of arousal. That's probably a law on the books somewhere.
All of the porn in my possession is certified organic, carbon-neutral, with a portion of the profits donated to provide clean drinking water to orphans in Africa.
Not to worry, there will soon be bags that you can leave your laptop in. The bad news is you'll have to buy a new bag. Gotta love this country. It comes up with problems, then comes up with solutions that use up more of your disposable income
ReplyDeleteThat's a lot of lost porn. Fung and Corporal feel their pain.
ReplyDeleteFung and Corporal both know to leave the porn at home. There's nothing more embarrassing than being forced to run what looks like an incriminating file to the TSA and the DHS folks, but then turns out to be nuttin but porn. Heck, we're probably the two that actually go to (shocking) other countries in this world, so we might even get arrested for possession of tittilating images or film with intent of arousal. That's probably a law on the books somewhere.
ReplyDeleteAll of the porn in my possession is certified organic, carbon-neutral, with a portion of the profits donated to provide clean drinking water to orphans in Africa.
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