Wednesday, May 28, 2008

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  1. "Look, Dick said I was supposed to do this..."

    or

    "You know, one time when I understood the American people got me - not all this poll shit that said I wasn't popular, not any of this 'oh you fucked up every time you touched something even if it was as simple as a baseball - Jesus Christ I wouldn't trust you with a matchbox car much less a country' shit or 'Iraq' shit - like when I knew they got it, well one time I was giving out diplomas - I was at someplace like Annapolis or West Point or some shit - and this guy does like a chest bump thing? Yeah - it was awesome - I just threw myself into it and pretty soon we were like two apes, just kind of, you know, introducing ourselves. I knew right then that the right people understood me. This is what I'm about. Right here. This moment."

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  2. "I guess it's what they say about sailors - they'll phokk anything."

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  3. "Must...not...overshadow the President..."

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  4. 100,000's dead? Let's celebrate!

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  5. Mission Accomplished - heh heh.

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