Wednesday, April 9, 2008

ABSOLUTELY SHTOLEN IN DA WELLNESS CENTER DRAFT

Johnny Cueto’s second big-league start wasn’t quite as his splendid debut, but he was again outstanding against the Brewers Tuesday night, allowing two runs over 6 1/3 innings while striking out eight. Cueto was nasty again, allowing just five hits and no walks. This kid looks to be the real deal.

4 comments:

  1. Of course Sarge and I Shtole him in FISK a year ago.

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  2. But i had already shtolen him in Great Lakes.

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  3. Look - all I know - is he's winnin' games for the Crab Queens...well, he would be, if we could hit a third of our weight after a night of heavy vomiting at how much our hitting sucks.

    Cueto: awesome.

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  4. I give him two bad starts before Dusty signs some Russ Ortiz-like peon of sucktitude to take Cueto's place.

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