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Monday, January 14, 2008
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Snow? No! By Lea Sitton Stanley INQUIRER STAFF WRITER So, where is it, that snow we steeled ourselves for? "It didn't happen."
Dis wuz da phirst ting i wuz gonna post! 1-2 inches...MF@. Not one fucking flake. I really missed da boat on dat career choice.
Heres anudder shocker: the GODORT business meeting goes late and K-Mad stiffs Smiff for lunch. GODORT SUCKS.
Speaking of sucking, i wuz unanimously re-elected unopposed to be the MAGERT treasurer/reigning emperor again. So i gots dat phokking bullshit for anudder two years. MF@. (Dey musta been impressed after i told dem the group is going broke.)
Snoring: YES! Ever had a heard of elephnats stampeding through your hotel room? I have. Though the snore factor seems to increase with alcohol intake...
The only thing Smiff saw in Philly:
http://www.collphyphil.org/mutter.asp
Highlight: the world's largest human colon. It didn't say that, but at 80 pounds i would phokking phink so... and dats a lot of shit.
Dis wuz da phirst ting i wuz gonna post! 1-2 inches...MF@. Not one fucking flake. I really missed da boat on dat career choice.
ReplyDeleteHeres anudder shocker: the GODORT business meeting goes late and K-Mad stiffs Smiff for lunch. GODORT SUCKS.
Speaking of sucking, i wuz unanimously re-elected unopposed to be the MAGERT treasurer/reigning emperor again. So i gots dat phokking bullshit for anudder two years. MF@. (Dey musta been impressed after i told dem the group is going broke.)
Snoring: YES! Ever had a heard of elephnats stampeding through your hotel room? I have. Though the snore factor seems to increase with alcohol intake...
The only thing Smiff saw in Philly:
http://www.collphyphil.org/mutter.asp
Highlight: the world's largest human colon. It didn't say that, but at 80 pounds i would phokking phink so... and dats a lot of shit.