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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
For a member of the Horror bullpen: odds are 5 to 2
News Item: Public is assured that the odds are 20 billion to 1 against being hit by an out-of-control 10-ton U.S. spy satellite expected to re-enter Earth's atmosphere in a month or so.
Well, yeah, but, just like the Lotto, somebody's gonna get hit. Might as well be you.
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