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Friday, June 1, 2007
how will this affect my portfolio? Smiff's weekend comfort level? Sanjaya's hair?
News item: NASA and Columbia University Earth Institute research finds that human-made greenhouse gases have brought the Earth’s climate close to critical tipping points, with potentially dangerous consequences for the planet.
You guys are overreacting...why George Bush has been telling us for years that it was a myth, you know, and then he mentioned well, it might be because of cycles in nature, you know, we're part of nature, but you f'n granola lovers don't appreciate that, and then he said we don't have to join all the pansy-assssed French shiitt and now...wait a minute...well...can't we just let the corporations take care of this. I mean if we privatize action on Greenhouse gases they'll be way more efficient at getting rid of them and then we don't have to raise taxes or stop buying SUVs or stop doing anything at all!
In an unrelated matter, how long before these NASA dudes are Gitmo'd?
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ReplyDeleteYou guys are overreacting...why George Bush has been telling us for years that it was a myth, you know, and then he mentioned well, it might be because of cycles in nature, you know, we're part of nature, but you f'n granola lovers don't appreciate that, and then he said we don't have to join all the pansy-assssed French shiitt and now...wait a minute...well...can't we just let the corporations take care of this. I mean if we privatize action on Greenhouse gases they'll be way more efficient at getting rid of them and then we don't have to raise taxes or stop buying SUVs or stop doing anything at all!
ReplyDeleteAnd nothing will be affected!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a shirtless weekend for Smiff. A little something for the ladies! And considering my neighborhood, the guys, too.
ReplyDeleteSmiff you should take a trip up north and climb a redwood.
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