Really? Something was Wrong? Dumbass

Apr 26 The Associated Press' R.B. Fallstrom reports St. Louis Cardinals OF Chris Duncan (head) was not in the starting lineup for the team's game Thursday, April 26, after getting about a dozen stitches for a cut on his head. Duncan had injured himself earlier in the day at his apartment after trying to save time and jumping down three stairs near his door. Duncan entered the game as a pinch-hitter in the eighth and doubled. Duncan wasn't able to get to the stadium in time after getting stuck in traffic. "It was bleeding and I knew something was wrong," said Duncan. "It kind of just split open. I felt like I could play, I just couldn't get here in time."