Tuesday, September 4, 2007

More Unimportant Dark Blips to the Recycle Bin

Felix slams ashore as Category 5 storm

16 comments:

  1. Clearly these are signs of the global warning phenomenon everyone's talking about. Or is climate change? Anyway, stay tuned to WGN for the latest on our increasingly volatile weather all over the world. Jimmy Boy Ramsey, Paulie Konrad, the gang and I will bring award winning analysis that keeps you informed, so you don't have to be an extinct blip.

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  2. If a storm only hits a predominantly non-white area can it really be considered a Category 5? Is the category really significant at all or our we counting loss of vactation propery and attainable resources? Shouldn't we really have our own grading system?

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  3. Thank you for your imput from beyond the grave Mr. Thurmond.

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  4. Category 5 storm in a white area= reconstruction contracts

    Category 5 storm in a non-white area= cheap land for new condos/townhomes/ranches/developments/retail/duplexes/condos. So the category works for both.

    Strom, did you notice ur name is an anagram for storm?

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  5. If you're part of the plutocracy then hurricanes are good news because they mean huge contracts for the construction giants.

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  6. Who is dumb enough to live in a path of a hurricane? I say, let 'em crash.

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  7. Remember that when the big one hits SoCal.

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  8. Big what? David Wells already hit the area.

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  9. Big what? Smiff already hit the area.

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  10. Well, then this must mean Fung is planning to visit the area? And he didn't tell me??

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  11. That would be a wise move by Fungster.

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  12. What, visiting the area, or not telling Smiff abt it?

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  13. You guyz ain't foolin' me...

    It's like a jungle atmosphere
    And we're two monkeys baby
    It's like we're on a vine
    The way we're swinging it baby
    See, you're a tiger girl
    The way you're scratching me
    I'm a lion
    In this jungle I'm a king
    Girl, I got you so wet
    It's like a rain forest
    Like Jurassic Park
    Except I'm your sex-a-saurus baby
    You and me hopping
    Like two kangaroos
    Rattling and moaning
    Out here in these woods

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  14. Hey Corms/Elias Sports Bureau, what's the record for most comments on a post? & What post was it? This one's gotta be close...

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